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[Parody] The Guide To Cheating At The (UCSB) Rock Labyrinth

Have you ever wanted to reach the center of the UCSB rock labyrinth but fast? This guide is the way to do it. Sure, it may bend the rule...

Wednesday, July 18, 2018

[Parody] The Guide To Cheating At The (UCSB) Rock Labyrinth

Have you ever wanted to reach the center of the UCSB rock labyrinth but fast? This guide is the way to do it.

Sure, it may bend the rules a bit, but there are no rules to this labyrinth in the first place (except to be respectful and not kick around the rocks/cause harm to it/destroy it). It's sole purpose is for it to be relaxing for you.

Unless you're someone like me -- competitive -- the purpose is to reach the center before anyone else.

And this is the ultimate guide on how to do that.

Before we start, it's important for you to take a look at this picture of the labyrinth (credit to this site for the photo):

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Now that you've taken a general look at it, let's get started.

There are a few ways you can cheat to the center. One of them involves crossing over everything and going to the middle quickly. The other option is walking but when you see where it turns, you can just step over where you are into that area (where it leads) to make the process faster. 

The second option, in my opinion, is the best way to go. The reason why is because you can avoid judging gazes easily and be more stealthy. The first one you are sure to receive looks/glares from others and it will be more clear that you are cheating. The way you want to cheat is your choice.

Keeping that in mind, when you enter the maze, the first thing you'll realize is there's only one way to reach the center. 

First option -- This option is self explanatory. You simply just walk to the center without stepping on the rocks. This is the easiest of the two options, but it is trickier to do without getting caught.

Second option -- There are many twists and turns that you'll find when entering the labyrinth. To avoid walking to the edge and then back to where you basically started, simply step over them until you reach the center. This is how to cheat using the second option I shared with you. This takes longer than the first option, but it is easier to get away with it and not get caught.

In conclusion, I hope this helped you cheat this labyrinth in the future without getting caught/dealing with the consequences of judgemental glares. 

13 comments:

  1. I liked this post alot, very humorous :D

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  2. This is so funny and witty, just like you. (though you should not cheat because it is bad) I got a good laugh out of this. THANK YOU! You could also have a friend distract the other people who are there and then just walk to the center.

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  3. Thanks for sharing! I know I will use option 2 the next time I visit the labyrinth:) I really enjoyed reading this comical post.

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  4. Leah, thank you for these champion strategies how to cheat at the labyrinth. These are very practical tools that I plan on using in the future. I agree that #2 was the best plan, however, I suggest that you tap someone on the shoulder and say, "Hey, isn't that Batman over there?" And when they look, that's when you step over the line. I hope this helps you up your cheating skills!

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  5. If I ever go there, I'm probably going to use the second strategy. Thanks for sharing, now I can be the first person to solve the maze :) Are there any more ways to cheat?

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  6. The fact that any one whold consider cheeting is humerous to me

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